I'm Going To Dye My Hair Blonde

For those who know me, I'm quite deaf and often miss key words in sentences and therefore mis-interpret a lot of things that people say. But I hate those times, where someone has obviously misheard something and thought someone else has said something completely different, and even thought they know that's not what they said, they still go: "did you say (such and such)"
But anyway, it's just a little rant that goes on inside of me everytime it happens. Admittedly I think I do it a lot, which completely contradicts my first ever post, but whatevs.

Duck of my life